‘City of the Dead’ Stout by Modern Times Beer
More modern goodness, this time in dead form. Reminds me of modern zombie crap like The Walking Dead; a thinly veiled soap opera that focuses more on the humans killing […]
Monthly Archives: October 2016
‘The Muse & The Golden Promise’ Extra Pale Ale by Cannery Brewing Co
Symmetra? Zat you? *frantically searches for teleportal* Yeah, if you don’t know Overwatch, you won’t get it. Why don’t you know Overwatch? What’s the matter? Got a life or something?! […]
‘Rhinestone Cowboy’ Kolsch and ‘Purple Gas’ Ale by Big Rock Brewery
Incoming shit show! It’s been a while since I dropped a steamy coiler review, so a friend gave me these because he knew (and I knew) how repulsive these beers […]
Raspberry Lager by Spinnakers Brewpub
Raspberry is a weird berry. It’s like a bunch of tiny berries decided to morph in to a coalition or something, like the Megazord of the berry kingdom. “Every week […]
‘Mega Black House’ by Modern Times Beer
MEGA Black House! It’s beastly. Whatever that entails. Why anyone would bother with the regular Black House is beyond me. Kind of like buying regular strength pain meds; What’s the […]
‘Perfect Storm’ Oatmeal Stout by Townsite Brewing Inc
Perfect Storm eh? Wasn’t that a shitty Dramedy with George ‘Smugface’ Clooney and Marky Mark ‘I’m violent towards black people’ Wahlberg?.. Looked it up and I’m mostly right. Really though, […]
Salted Black Porter by Field House Brewing
🎵Hey Porter! Hey Porter! Please get my bags for me. I need nobody to tell me now that we’re in Tennessee.🎵 – Johnny Cash Salty… Beer… I don’t know man. […]
‘Dragonstooth’ Stout by Elysian Brewing Co
Cold weather beer time! What does this mean? Wet hop brews, Porters, Stouts and winter warmers! The thick shit! I will be reviewing far less wet hop brews this year, […]
‘De Witte’ Wheat Ale by Dageraad Brewing Inc
Da wut? De Witte?! D’aw shit! Is it just me or does Dageraad seem to fly under the radar around here? I’m always like “Oh yeah, these guys exist!”. They […]
‘Living Skies’ Rye Pilsner by Doan’s Craft Brewing Co and Bomber Brewing
Wonderful. Another weird, nightmare label from the fine freaks at Doan’s. Why? Y? Sometimes Y? The art is just bonkers. The look on my face is terror, I assure you. […]
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