Lemon Gin Saison by Bridge Brewing
I have had more than enough bad experiences with hard liquor in my life. I’ve only ever blacked out a handful of times, and it was entirely because of hard […]
Monthly Archives: July 2016
‘Ace of Hokkaido’ Golden Ale by Central City Brewing
The 90s were ninja-riffic! I’m a 90s kid, take it from me. We got TMNT (the not-shitty ones), Karate kid, Beverly Hills Ninja and Power Rangers. Not to mention Ninja […]
‘White Angel’ IPA by Steamworks Brewing Co
🎵In the arms of an angel🎵 – Sarah McLachlan Goddammit Sarah, everytime I hear it, images of sad puppies and cats dance through my head. WHY FOR SARAH? Making me […]
Golden Honey Ale by Wolf Brewing Co
Some people have spirit animals, like wolves and cats and shit. No, not literal shit; that’s not an animal. Who would identify with a piece of shit? Aside from Bono of […]
Tropical Tart Ale by Steamworks
NEW SHIT (new shit)! DJ CLUE SHIT! (clue shit!) RUINING A GOOD SONG WITH SHOUTING THAT’S WAY LOUDER THAN THE REST OF THE TRACK SHIT! (bull shit!) – DJ CLUE […]
‘Hopper’ Texas Brown by Fuggles & Warlock Craftworks
What? Fuck off!.. THAT’S SO COOL! Ready for a bunch of old-ass Chuck Norris jokes? I SURE AM! (‘Hopper Texas Brown’ = ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ for those of you that […]
‘Side Cut’ North East IPA by Bridge Brewing
🎵Take it on the other side🎵 – ‘Outside’ by RHCP ‘By the way, ‘Under the Bridge’ Brewing is ‘giving it away’ on the ‘otherside’ in a ‘parallel universe’, ‘My friends’. […]
‘Holy Oak’ Bourbon Barrel Aged Sour by Gigantic Brewing Co
GIGANTIC Brewing Co gave their graphics designer a little bit of acid and let him do his thing. That is a dripping-wet, praying-hands flower, holding a mustacheioed brain basket, underneath […]
‘Simplicity’ Ale by Category 12 Brewing
🎵Take your time / Don’t live too fast Troubles will come / and they will pass You’ll find a woman / and you’ll find love And don’t forget son / […]
‘Drawn to Light’ Abbey Ale by Driftwood Brewery
More metal! My favorite musical genre and second favorite elemental type! The best elements are the noble gases… Duh. Much like me, they don’t easily react. What is metal anyways? […]
