‘Hoser’ Lager-Ale Bastard by Firehall Brewery
Oh, hey hoser! A Lager-Ale Bastard something-or-other? Well why not eh? The only Canadian stereotype that bugs me is the Tim Hortons one. Tim Hortons is some of the absolute […]
‘Requeened’ Honey Ale by Foamers Folly Brewing Co
The foam-ening, chapter deuce. Generally speaking, sequels are awful, and they always feel the need to recap the events of the previous film, just in case you didn’t see it, […]
‘Kokoro’ Pear Sour by Fuggles & Warlock Craftworks
Kokoro (Japanese: 心) means “heart; mind; mentality; emotions; feelings” – having one word for all of these probably gets tricky when you are a surgeon. In Japan, they don’t say […]
‘Valis’ Imperial IPA by Fuggles & Warlock Craftworks
VALIS is a 1981 science fiction novel by Philip K. Dick. The title is an acronym for Vast Active Living Intelligence System, Dick’s gnostic vision of one aspect of God. […]
‘White’ Wheat Beer by Dageraad Brewing Inc
Ah yes, white. Just like me. French Canadian brand white to be specific, with a sprinkling of Native American. Whether or not I mention that usually depends on who I’m […]
‘Tyrannosaurus Gruit’ by Beau’s All Natural Brewing Co
So in Jurassic Park, the velociraptors can open doors, the triceratops can play scrabble, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex can determine investment strategies in the fluctuating housing market. Also, he apparently […]
’80 Shilling’ Scottish Style Ale by Beau’s All Natural Brewing Co
Beau knows beer. Bose knows bass. Bo knows baseball. Bow knows ballistics. The only Scottish (style) beer I’m particularly familiar with is Innis and Gunn, which is honestly a pretty bad […]
‘Kataja’ Juniper Ale by Steel & Oak Brewing Co
Google: What the shit is a Juniper? OK so it’s a sexual position. That’s kind of a weird thing to brew a beer from but hey, what do I know? […]
‘Strong Patrick’ Irish Style Red Ale by Beau’s All Natural Brewing Co
Patrick? Zat you?? I grew up on the lovablely racist, sexist, violent Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry. Remember Pepe le Pew constantly trying to rape that cat? It’s a […]
‘The Suburbs’ IPA by Dageraad Brewing Inc & Steel & Oak Brewing Co
The description on this bottle is incredible. Take a moment to read it, it made my day. I love a good joke. These guys love a good joke too clearly. […]
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